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  • Politic : Amending Public Investment Program 2025-2026

    Politic : Amending Public Investment Program 2025-2026

    As Haiti enters the final quarter of its 2025-2026 fiscal cycle, national planning officials have brought together cross-agency stakeholders to update the country’s core public investment framework, aligning ongoing and planned projects with the government’s top priorities for stability and institutional recovery.

    On June 12, 2026, Haiti’s Ministry of Planning and External Cooperation (MPCE) hosted a dedicated working session focused on amendments to the 2025-2026 Public Investment Program (PIP). The gathering drew leadership from the nation’s Planning and Programming Units (UEPs), senior representatives from all sectoral ministries, and executives from Haiti’s autonomous public agencies, uniting key decision-makers across the public planning ecosystem.

    Opening the workshop, Planning Minister Sandra Paulemon reaffirmed her ministry’s central mandate: steering national development planning, aligning public investment flows, and ensuring all state-backed projects advance the government’s stated strategic goals. She highlighted the foundational role UEPs play across the full project lifecycle, from initial identification and programming to ongoing monitoring and final impact evaluation.

    Paulemon stressed that every project included in the revised PIP must directly advance priorities laid out in the government’s National Pact for Stability and the Organization of Elections, as well as established sectoral development roadmaps. Priority focus areas include public governance reform, expanded infrastructure, improved access to basic social services, broad economic recovery, and long-term institutional strengthening—all core to addressing Haiti’s ongoing systemic challenges.

    With just three months remaining in the current fiscal year, the minister issued a clear call for adhering to strict monitoring and reporting protocols set by the MPCE. She urged all participating institutions to submit required project data within mandated deadlines, a step critical to maintaining transparent and effective management of the country’s entire national investment portfolio.

    A key topic of discussion among attendees was updating PIP performance metrics to be finalized by September 30, 2026. Participants prioritized developing indicators that are measurable, realistic, and objectively verifiable, creating a clear framework to assess exactly how public investments are delivering tangible benefits to Haitian communities.

    In her closing remarks, Paulemon called for deeper collaboration across all branches of the national planning system, urging strengthened inter-institutional coordination, more open information sharing, and a sustained shift toward a results-oriented institutional culture. The ultimate goal, she emphasized, is to amplify the positive impact of all public interventions for the Haitian people.

    MPCE Director General Guy Roméro Latry echoed this call, urging stakeholders to increase their efforts to strengthen project delivery. Latry noted that the success of the revised PIP will hinge on the collective ability of all participating bodies to turn allocated resources into concrete, measurable, and sustainable outcomes that improve daily life across the country.

    Frantz Bastien, Director of Public Investment at the MPCE, framed the workshop as a critical mobilization effort for the national public investment system, designed to accelerate implementation over the remaining fiscal quarter. Bastien emphasized that the revised PIP is far more than a routine administrative adjustment: it is a strategic management tool that allows officials to update existing projects to reflect Haiti’s evolving national context, revise project costs, timelines and delivery strategies, and integrate newly adopted government priorities into active planning.

    Following opening remarks, the workshop moved into a hands-on working phase, where participants conducted a line-by-line review of all projects included in the amended 2025-2026 PIP, assessed current implementation progress, and mapped out next steps for project completion in the coming months.

  • Public Funds Under Lens as Mira Contract Links Multiply

    Public Funds Under Lens as Mira Contract Links Multiply

    A brewing political scandal in Belize is intensifying around Police Minister Oscar Mira, this week growing from a single questioned government contract involving Mira’s sister into a broader probe of millions in public funds awarded to firms with close family ties to the minister.

    What began as isolated questions about a small vegetable supply contract has now ballooned into widespread calls for transparency, after allegations emerged that multiple relatives of Mira — including brothers, siblings, and in-laws — have secured public works contracts across a wide range of high-value sectors. These include agricultural food supply, national water infrastructure expansion, road construction, residential development, and government-backed social development initiatives. According to Dean Flowers, president of Belize’s Public Service Union, the initial contract that first drew public attention is far from the full scope of the issue.

    “When you combine the goods and services that his sister has provided, the services that his brothers provide in the AC sector, the services that his brothers provide in the construction sector, the services that his in-laws provide in the roadwork sector, boy oh boy. Then we want to know why the man [got] them the [permits for the] gated community,” Flowers said in comments to local media. “It is not to say that they’re not entitled to do business but what we’re saying is that it is not transparent. It suggests that it is preferential and it brings into question whether or not they would have gotten these contracts or these procurements in a fair, transparent and legal manner.”

    Public records and recent allegations tie Mira-linked companies to more than $9 million in water extension contracts and multiple major projects funded by Belize’s Social Investment Fund (SIF) distributed across the country. However, Belize Water Services (BWS), the national state-owned water utility, has pushed back on claims that it awarded the bulk of these projects, noting that most rural water infrastructure initiatives are managed and procured by other government bodies, not BWS. The utility confirmed only one direct award to a Mira-linked firm: a $1.4 million contract awarded to FAST Construction for works in the San Ignacio area.

    The controversy has already sparked legal action, as two companies named in social media claims over the contract deals have launched defamation proceedings against a local independent publisher. FAST Construction and FT Williams & Associates Limited have issued pre-action legal letters to Orson Elrington, operator of the popular local outlet Hot Off The Press, over a June 12 social media post that alleged conflict of interest over BWS contracts awarded to the Mira-linked firms.

    Elrington’s post claimed the two companies had been awarded a combined $9.3 million in water infrastructure contracts through improper preferential treatment. Attorneys for the two firms deny the claims, arguing the published statements are “blatant, outrageous, scandalous and highly defamatory.” The legal teams contend the post created a false public impression that the companies benefited from nepotism and engaged in corrupt practice, which the firms strongly deny. The companies also reject the core claim that they hold multiple BWS contracts as outlined in the post.

    With Elrington yet to issue a public retraction, and the original post still circulating across social media platforms, the firms argue the ongoing circulation has caused significant and lasting reputational harm. They are demanding an immediate end to further sharing of the post, a full public apology, and 100,000 Belize dollars in compensatory damages. The legal notice gives Elrington just two days to meet the demands, after which the companies say they will file formal defamation proceedings in civil court without further notice.

    This report is based on a transcript of an evening local television news broadcast in Belize, with comments from speakers in Belizean Kriol transcribed to standard English spelling for clarity.

  • Integrity Commission Tracks Officials’ Finances to Root Out Corruption

    Integrity Commission Tracks Officials’ Finances to Root Out Corruption

    June 15, 2026 — A newly sworn-in Integrity Commission has launched a sustained, systematic anti-corruption initiative centered on continuous financial monitoring of public officials, as the body works to embed a culture of accountability across all levels of government. The commission, headed by newly re-appointed Chair Andrea McSweaney-McKoy, welcomed seven new members during an official oath-taking ceremony held today, joining existing member Senior Justice of the Peace Adrian “Danny” Madrid to expand the body’s oversight capacity.

    At the core of the commission’s strategy is mandatory annual financial disclosure for all public officials, a requirement that takes effect the moment an individual accepts public office. Under the framework, officials must document all sources of income, assets, and major acquisitions, giving investigators a clear paper trail to cross-reference declared wealth with any unreported gains that may signal illicit activity. McSweaney-McKoy explained that this routine filing system enables the commission to flag inconsistencies, identify suspicious wealth accumulation, and assess whether official policy decisions are being skewed by private financial gain.

    For the commission’s leadership, the fight against corruption extends far beyond processing disclosure forms. McSweaney-McKoy emphasized that systemic corruption poses an existential threat to the nation’s foundational cultural and governance norms, warning that unregulated self-dealing among public officials can erode institutional trust and eventually spiral into anarchy. “If every public official prioritizes personal gain over procedural rules and public trust, we lose the structure that holds our society together,” she noted.

    The commission’s two primary long-term goals, McSweaney-McKoy outlined, are to enforce consistent compliance with financial disclosure laws and to create a lasting culture of accountability that encourages ethical decision-making. Officials are expected to not only meet their legal obligation to file annual disclosures but also to uphold the public trust by managing personal finances and making official decisions aligned with national anti-corruption legislation.

    The rollout of this expanded monitoring effort comes after a period of internal capacity building for the commission, where the team worked through backlogs of unprocessed disclosures and refined operational processes. McSweaney-McKoy credited the body’s small, dedicated team for advancing the initiative despite the steep learning curve and institutional barriers, noting that the addition of seven new members will further strengthen the commission’s ability to root out corruption across all branches of government. The monitoring covers all elected and appointed officials across both the upper and lower houses of the national legislature, as well as all other persons holding public office.

  • Future of LIU Unclear as Pressure Builds for Measurable Results

    Future of LIU Unclear as Pressure Builds for Measurable Results

    Date: June 15, 2026

    The future of Belize’s Leadership Intervention Unit (LIU) hangs in the balance as the government puts the program on hold, escalating pressure on the initiative to prove it delivers measurable results to justify the public funding it has received to date.

    The momentum for accountability grew stronger after Home Affairs Minister Oscar Mira publicly stated he would not back continued public spending on the program unless clear, quantifiable outcomes are demonstrated. In an exclusive interview following the pause, Acting LIU Director Andrew Dawson pushed back against the minister’s stance, defending the program’s work and addressing widespread misinformation surrounding its core mission.

    Dawson pushed back against claims that the minister’s position represents a fundamental rejection of the LIU’s accountability framework, noting that the program has already taken intentional steps to improve transparency. “I do not believe the minister is opposed to accountability as a principle,” Dawson explained. “We already have established structures that prioritize oversight. One key reform we implemented was shifting from an outdated check payment system, which had inherent loopholes, to a digital Digi Wallet platform that offers far greater transparency and financial accountability.”

    Dawson acknowledged that no public program is without room for growth, adding that ongoing reassessment and improvement are a core part of the LIU’s operations. He emphasized that the current pause has been widely misinterpreted by the public, arguing that the program’s core mission goes far beyond a simple temporary work program.

    “This initiative is rooted in social intervention and transformative change for the livelihoods of vulnerable individuals,” Dawson said. “It is not, as some have incorrectly claimed, just a program that pays people to keep the peace. Our goal is to drive long-term change in both their daily circumstances and their mindsets, while providing a critical financial safety net for those who face severe barriers to entering the traditional workforce.”

    Addressing one of the most persistent rumors about the LIU, Dawson firmly refuted the allegation that the program was created to pay gang members to avoid criminal activity. He also clarified that not all participants in the LIU’s work program have gang affiliations, pushing back against broad stigmatization of the people the program serves.

    With the program currently on pause, Dawson warned that the sudden halt to support has created a significant financial gap for participants, many of whom face steep barriers to stable employment. “Of course it creates a void,” he said. “These individuals are already grappling with sky-high cost of living, and even with the program’s support, that money went toward covering basic household needs. When that income disappears, they are forced to find other ways to make ends meet.”

    Dawson declined to directly link the pause to rising crime rates, noting that there is no concrete evidence connecting the loss of LIU support to an increase in offending. But he acknowledged that the sudden end of support creates measurable tension and uncertainty for participants, many of whom cannot easily re-enter the traditional workforce.

    “These individuals face multiple barriers to employment: low educational attainment, past criminal records, and a host of other obstacles that make it extremely hard to integrate into the regular labor market,” Dawson explained. “Right now, many don’t know where their next meal will come from, and that uncertainty creates real hardship. That is exactly the gap the LIU was designed to fill.”

    Dawson reaffirmed that the LIU’s mission has always been rooted in social protection, not the corrupt pay-for-peace scheme critics have described. Looking ahead, he said the LIU leadership is currently exploring new, alternative income-generating programs that can deliver meaningful, sustainable economic support for participants and their families while meeting the government’s new accountability requirements.

  • UWP leader commends Miriam Blanchard for ‘valuable’ service

    UWP leader commends Miriam Blanchard for ‘valuable’ service

    A major shift has emerged in Dominican politics this week, as veteran United Workers Party (UWP) legislator Miriam Blanchard has formally stepped down from her post as Parliamentary Representative for the Roseau North Constituency, citing ongoing health concerns that prompted her exit. Blanchard submitted her formal resignation letter to parliamentary authorities on June 9, 2026, and the UWP made her departure official in a public statement released on Friday, June 12.

    In the wake of Blanchard’s announcement, UWP political leader Dr. Thomson Fontaine led the party in expressing sincere gratitude to the outgoing lawmaker for her nearly 10 years of public service to the nation of Dominica. Over her political career, Blanchard built a reputation as a dedicated public servant, holding multiple key Cabinet portfolios across her tenure. Her responsibilities spanned critical government areas, including infrastructure development, national planning, economic growth, labor affairs, public service sector reform, and small business advancement. One of her most notable contributions came during national recovery operations after the devastating impact of Tropical Storm Erika, where she played a central coordinating role in rebuilding communities and restoring critical services across the island. Countless ongoing national development initiatives also bear her mark from her time in office.

    “On behalf of the entire United Workers Party, I want to thank Honorable Blanchard for her immeasurable contributions to our country, both in her role as a cabinet minister and as the elected representative for Roseau North,” Fontaine said in the official statement. “We all wish her a smooth, steady journey toward a full and speedy recovery.”

    Beyond tributes to Blanchard’s legacy, Dr. Fontaine confirmed that her resignation creates an immediate vacancy that will require a by-election to fill the Roseau North parliamentary seat. Per Dominica’s electoral rules, the by-election must be held within a three-month window from the date the vacancy was officially declared. Fontaine characterized Roseau North as a historically strong electoral base for the UWP, with deep, sustained support from local constituents. He emphasized that the party has already begun preparations to contest the upcoming vote, and is ready to put forward a candidate that aligns with the party’s core mission.

    Fontaine reaffirmed the UWP’s longstanding commitment to delivering inclusive economic progress that benefits all segments of Dominican society. He added that the party’s preparations extend far beyond the coming by-election: the UWP is also gearing up to contest a future general election, once the ongoing national electoral reform process is finalized, he confirmed.

  • UK Announces Sweeping Social Media Ban for Children Under 16

    UK Announces Sweeping Social Media Ban for Children Under 16

    In a historic move set to reshape global digital child protection policy, the United Kingdom government has announced plans for one of the world’s strictest bans on minor access to social media, outlawing platform use for all users under the age of 16. Prime Minister Keir Starmer confirmed the sweeping proposal, which targets all major mainstream social media services that facilitate user interaction, content sharing and algorithmic feed personalization.

    Under the draft legislation, children will be barred from creating or maintaining personal accounts on leading platforms including TikTok, Instagram, Facebook, Snapchat, YouTube and X (formerly Twitter). Notably, the new regulations will not extend to end-to-end encrypted private messaging apps such as WhatsApp and Signal, which are excluded from the ban’s scope.

    Starmer framed the policy as a decisive intervention to tackle growing concerns over the negative mental, social and emotional impacts of unregulated social media use on young people. He emphasized that the rules will not only protect children from well-documented online harms like cyberbullying, predation and exposure to inappropriate content, but also give parents clear, enforceable guidance on age-appropriate digital activity. The prime minister noted that the UK’s proposal outpaces existing regulations in every other nation, marking an unprecedented step forward in safeguarding young internet users.

    The government plans to submit the bill to Parliament for debate and voting before the end of 2026. If approved by lawmakers, the ban will formally go into effect across the UK in spring 2027. The announcement places the UK among a expanding cohort of countries rolling out targeted restrictions on child social media access, responding to mounting pressure from public health experts and parent advocacy groups.

    Policy analysts note that if enacted, the UK’s framework will position the country as a global leader in digital child protection regulation, creating a template that could inspire similar legislative changes in jurisdictions across North America, Europe and beyond amid growing global consensus on the need for stricter guardrails for young people online.

  • Marshall Says New Ambassadorial Role Offers Opportunity to Continue Serving Antigua and Barbuda

    Marshall Says New Ambassadorial Role Offers Opportunity to Continue Serving Antigua and Barbuda

    In a formal ceremonial swearing-in held at Government House on Monday, Samantha Marshall, a former cabinet minister and seasoned attorney, took office as one of Antigua and Barbuda’s newly appointed ambassadors-at-large, stepping into a new role that she says will let her expand her decades of public service to advance the twin-island nation’s interests on regional and global stages.

    The event, overseen by Deputy Governor General Sir Clare Roberts, saw Marshall and fellow appointee Joanne Massiah complete three mandatory oaths: the Oath of Allegiance, Oath of Office, and Oath of Secrecy. The ceremony drew a diverse crowd of attendees, including senior government officials, sitting and retired diplomats, as well as the new ambassadors’ family members and long-time political supporters. Speaking shortly after accepting her official instrument of appointment, Marshall opened her remarks by expressing gratitude for the widespread turnout.

    “I’m very pleased with this morning’s event and I’m equally pleased that we both have quite a good level of support coming out to support us this morning,” Marshall told reporters. “So it shows that there are a lot of persons that are very happy with our appointment and I’m very pleased for that.”

    The newly installed ambassador’s first major diplomatic assignment was announced during the ceremony by Foreign Affairs Minister E.P. Chet Greene: Marshall will lead Antigua and Barbuda’s delegation to an upcoming European Union-Cariforum summit hosted in the Dominican Republic. While the appointment to the high-profile meeting came on short notice, Marshall said her years of experience in national cabinet have prepared her to handle time-sensitive responsibilities. She acknowledged the sudden nature of the assignment but emphasized she was ready to step into the role immediately. “I’m still trying to recover from that; however, you know it’s expected,” she said. “I’ve served as a minister of government. I’m accustomed to this. There are things that you have to do at the last minute, and so I will just get the brief and prepare myself accordingly.”

    Unlike traditional ambassadors, who are permanently posted to specific foreign countries or international organizations, ambassadors-at-large are appointed under Section 101 of Antigua and Barbuda’s Constitution to carry out special, ad-hoc assignments on behalf of the government. They are called upon as needed to represent the nation at regional and international meetings, filling gaps in the country’s existing foreign service infrastructure.

    In comments on the broader purpose of the new appointments, Greene explained that adding two new ambassadors-at-large is a deliberate part of the government’s strategy to expand and strengthen Antigua and Barbuda’s global diplomatic footprint. The move is designed to add extra capacity to the country’s small foreign service, allowing it to engage more effectively with international partners across a range of policy areas.

    For her part, Marshall framed her appointment as both a profound honor and a weighty responsibility, saying she plans to bring the same level of dedication to the role that she demonstrated during her tenure as an elected Member of Parliament and cabinet minister. She stressed that her core priority will be advancing inclusive national development for all Antiguans and Barbudans. “I’m very happy to have this opportunity to serve,” she said. “I’m very humbled by the opportunity to continue to make a contribution to overall national development.”

    She also made a public pledge to uphold the highest standards of ethics in the role, committing to transparency, fairness, and unwavering pride in representing the nation. “I recognize the very level of importance of this post, and I hope to carry it out with fairness, transparency and, of course, with a lot of pride for the people of Antigua and Barbuda,” Marshall said. When asked what the public can expect from her work as ambassador-at-large, she responded that her approach to public service will remain unchanged: “I think it’s very much what I have been offering before as a servant of the people, Member of Parliament, Member of the Cabinet.”

  • Massiah Pledges Excellence and Integrity Following Appointment as Ambassador-at-Large

    Massiah Pledges Excellence and Integrity Following Appointment as Ambassador-at-Large

    In a formal swearing-in ceremony held at Government House on Monday, seasoned legal professional and former public official Joanne Massiah took office as Antigua and Barbuda’s newly appointed Ambassador-at-Large, vowing to uphold the nation’s interests with unwavering integrity, patriotic commitment and exceptional performance ahead of her debut diplomatic mission.

    Administered by Governor General’s Deputy Sir Clare Roberts, Massiah completed the required constitutional oaths — including the Oath of Allegiance, Oath of Office, and Oath of Secrecy — before receiving her official instrument of appointment. Speaking immediately after the ceremony, the veteran public servant framed her new role as a rare privilege to advance national development amid an era of intensifying global uncertainty.

    “I am just incredibly humbled, thankful, and appreciative of this opportunity to continue to play a very meaningful role in nation building as we seek to reposition Antigua on the global stage and assist the government to navigate the deeply challenging global times we face today,” Massiah shared in her remarks.

    A qualified attorney-at-law with prior experience serving as a government minister and opposition senator, Massiah accepted the appointment with humility, extending gratitude to every group and individual that has supported her decades-long career in public life. She offered special thanks to God, her parents, immediate family, friends, professional colleagues, and the broader public of Antigua and Barbuda for their sustained encouragement through all her personal and professional endeavors.

    As an Ambassador-at-Large, Massiah joins a specialized cohort of diplomatic representatives that the Antigua and Barbuda government can deploy for special assignments, and to represent the nation at high-level regional and international engagements. Foreign Affairs Minister E.P. Chet Greene confirmed during Monday’s ceremony that Massiah’s first official posting will be as a member of Antigua and Barbuda’s delegation to upcoming joint meetings of the Organization of American States (OAS) and the Association of Caribbean States (ACS) hosted in Panama.

    For Massiah, representing Antigua and Barbuda on regional and global diplomatic platforms is not uncharted territory. The newly sworn-in ambassador noted that she is already well-versed in international diplomatic protocol, and plans to quickly get up to speed on the meeting agenda and priority policy issues to make thorough preparations. “It will just be a matter of me revving up myself, dusting off my boots, and getting fully up to speed on the key topics this meeting will address,” she explained.

    Massiah expressed full confidence in her capacity to deliver on the responsibilities of her new role, setting a high bar for her performance in office. She guaranteed the Antigua and Barbuda public that excellence will be the minimum standard she upholds throughout her tenure. “I can promise the people of Antigua and Barbuda that they can expect nothing but excellence from me, which is my minimum standard,” she said.

    She further pledged to advance the nation’s interests with steadfast professionalism and dedication, while remaining anchored to the core values that have defined her public service career. “I will represent the nation and its people with integrity, with honor, with responsibility, with a lot of verve, a lot of gusto, and with all the patriotism that fills me,” Massiah stated.

    Monday’s ceremony also saw the swearing-in of Samantha Marshall as a second Ambassador-at-Large, with senior government officials, resident diplomats, family members, and political supporters in attendance. Both appointments were made under Section 101 of Antigua and Barbuda’s constitution, and form a core component of the nation’s broader strategy to expand and strengthen its global diplomatic engagement.

  • Labour Officers Awarded for Work Across Belize

    Labour Officers Awarded for Work Across Belize

    On Friday, Belize’s Labour Department marked a historic milestone with its first-ever annual awards ceremony, celebrating the exceptional contributions of individual officers and regional teams that exceeded performance expectations across the country throughout 2025.

    Addressing ceremony attendees, Labour Commissioner Rissela Dominguez Patt emphasized that the event filled a long-unmet need: shining a public spotlight on the tireless, often underrecognized work of the department’s frontline workforce. “Every single day, our officers step into roles that range from mediating workplace disputes and carrying out mandatory compliance inspections to guiding employers on regulatory requirements and supporting local job seekers navigating the employment market,” Dominguez Patt explained. “Today’s gathering gives us a precious chance to formally recognize those individuals and regional offices whose dedicated efforts have gone above and beyond their core duties to advance the department’s public service mission.”

    The ceremony distributed awards across five distinct categories, designed to reflect the full scope of the department’s core functions: excellence in employment placement services, outstanding performance in labour inspections, impactful leadership in labour rights education, exceptional efficiency in claims resolution, and exemplary strategic support services.

    Speaking to the broader significance of the event beyond individual accolades, Labour Minister Kareem Musa highlighted the Labour Department’s expanding public outreach footprint across Belize. In addition to its core regulatory and support work, the department now runs proactive education sessions at secondary schools and the country’s ITVET vocational institutions, designed to equip young people with knowledge of their labour rights and clear understanding of workplace expectations before they enter formal employment.

    “It fills me with great pride every time I see students actively engaging with our officers and building early familiarity with the demands and standards of the working world through these targeted sessions,” Musa said. He closed by reinforcing that the department’s success is rooted in collective effort: “The shared work we deliver as a unified team is how the nation of Belize measures the success of the Labour Department.”

  • THE Kwak opinionates: THE Kwak predicts UWP led landslide victory

    THE Kwak opinionates: THE Kwak predicts UWP led landslide victory

    Dominica’s political landscape has recently become the subject of a playful satirical deep dive from the popular commentary column *The Kwak*, known for its tongue-in-cheek takes on local political theater. In a break from its usual deadpan “unbiased” reporting, the column lays out a wildly funny, over-the-top theory that the United Workers Party (UWP) has pulled off one of the most elaborate strategic gambits in modern Caribbean political history — one that even seasoned political analysts never saw coming, and that could leave their long-time rivals, the incumbent Dominica Labour Party (DLP), reeling ahead of upcoming elections.

    According to the satirical thesis, every public display of division, leadership chaos, and infighting that has left even UWP supporters scratching their heads is not a sign of collapse, but a carefully crafted feint designed to throw DLP leader and sitting Prime Minister Roosevelt Skerrit off balance. The column argues the entire sequence of events — two previous leaders being pushed aside, two veteran party figures stepping back to elevate a new standard-bearer, and ongoing public bickering even after a supposed reconciliation — is a deliberate copy of Skerrit’s own path to power, designed to fight psychological manipulation with equal measure.

    The latest twist in this supposed master plan, the column notes, is the recent announcement by Danny Lugay that he would run for office despite the party’s already selected candidate, alongside two other UWP members, Annie Edwards and Delbert Paris, declaring candidacies for the same constituencies. Where casual observers see a damaging split that could split opposition votes, the satirical analysis sees genius: how can the DLP mount an effective campaign if they have no idea who their actual opponents will be? The joke goes that the UWP has already planned for every contingency, leaving the DLP completely outmaneuvered.

    For any readers still confused by the layered satire, the column does acknowledge one very real, straightforward UWP move: party leader Thomson Fontaine has launched a new targeted social media outreach effort aimed at women voters, cheekily branded the “Netflix and Chill” campaign. The column gives a lighthearted nod to the effort as a shrewd, modern outreach step.

    The piece leans fully into its satirical identity, with a clear disclaimer that the content is intentionally silly, designed to poke fun at all sides of Dominican politics and spark conversation. The closing joke drives the point home: anyone who takes the outlandish analysis seriously enough to believe it is doomed to the worst fate the column can imagine — ending up as leader of the UWP.